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Speedway Squad #96 - January 27th, 2010

Is your computer set on CHRISTIAN? Why my licence plate not so horny? How hot is TOO hot?

• David Lee Roth is a paramedic - but who can forget DAVE TV?
• The deputy is Steven Segal - that's right, Steven Segal
• PETA: pies a Canadian, already marked as terrorists - and with good reason
• German Teens eat hot, HOT, H O T SAUCE!
• The Scoville Scale

6 Degrees of Titilation: How to play

1. Type anything into Google Search bar
2. Click to search images
3. See if anything pornographic or erotic-ish shows up within 6 pages
4. Filter to LARGE images to double check! You dont wanna miss any skin!

Example 1 : Hot Sauce

Regular Size Image Search - Page 5

Large Size Image Search - Page 2

Example 2: Kim Jong Il

Speedway Squad #95 - January 20th, 2010

Robot sex, trickin' out Bob's motorcycle, customer dis-service plus: Haiti!

• We said it first - but The Onion said it better!

Speedway Squad #94 - January 13th, 2010

Jay Leno, Pepsi, hot locks, Russian immigration, arresting douche bags, shooting blanks: all ready to backfire.

Speedway Squad #93 - January 6th, 2010

Special Guest: Angela Woods - Chris' wife joins the fray and keeps 'teacher talk' to a minimum.